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Humor: Household tips

Just a few down-to-earth, sensible house-hold tips to help get you through the day.

  1. Chopping Vegetables — Avoid cutting yourself when chopping vegetables by having someone else hold the vegetables while you chop.
  2. Toilet Seats — Avoid arguments with females about putting the toilet seat down by using the sink instead.
  3. Stop over-sleeping — A a cocked mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.
  4. Cure for a bad cough — If you have a persistent bad cough, take a large dose of laxative. Then you’ll be afraid to cough.
  5. The only tools you need at home — WD-40 and duct tape. if it doesn’t move as it should, use the WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn’t, use the duct tape.
  6. Identify the issue — If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

(Special Thanks to Mindy S. of Seattle for submitting this)

 

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