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Humor: Price of gas in France


A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.



After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, ‘Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.’



I had no Monet



To buy Degas



To make the Van Gogh.



Sir! replied the judge, I can’t believe you have De Gaulle to come into my courtroom with a story like that!



Well, your honor, given the circumstance, what choice did I have Toulouse?


Note: All images on this page are public domain images, except for the top image illustrating a cartoon french thief. This image was created by Brian Romero of www.brianromero.com, and is included on this page because I felt it was a perfect fit. As much as I enjoy sharing this image on my website, giving Brian credit for his work is far more important to me. If you agree, take a moment and check out Brian’s website. He’s a talented illustrator and an interesting person.


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