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Humor: Southern Etiquette

There were three southern belles on the front lawn of a plantation.  The first belle says “See my diamond necklace? My beau gave it to me, because he’s rich and he loves me. And, for our anniversary this year, he’s takin’ us to Hawaii.” The second belle gushes over the jewel, and the third says politely “That’s nice.”

The second belle says “See my diamond ring? My beau gave it to me, because he’s rich and he loves me. And, see that fancy car in the drive? He bought that for me when we were dating.” The first belle gushes over the jewel and the third says “That’s nice.”

The first and second belles look at the third and ask “Well? What does your beau buy you? Isn’t he rich and doesn’t he just love you?”

The third belle say “Why yes he’s rich, and of course he loves me. He sent me to etiquette school!”

The first and second belles ask “Etiquette school? Whatever for?”

The third southern belle replies “So that I could learn to say ‘that’s nice’.  Instead of ‘f–k you!”

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