James E. O'Brien

The son of a 90-year-old man was worried about his father’s welfare because he lived alone and had a tendency to fall down a lot. After arguing for weeks with his father, he convinced his dad to move into a nursing home, albeit, grudgingly.

After about a week in the nursing home, a young nurse came into the old man’s room to give him a sponge bath. During the sponge bath, the old man got an erection, and the nurse proceeded to take care of the old man’s urgency. Elated, the old man told his son about the event with great enthusiasm and thanked his son profusely for recommending the nursing home, and said he never wanted to leave.

A few days later, the old man was meagerly shuffling down the hallway when he tripped and fell. A large male orderly happened along, and without saying a word, proceeded to rape the old man.

The old man called his son and told him what had happened and begged his son to get him out of the nursing home as quickly as possible. The son told his father that he understood, but tried to convince the father to stick it out in the nursing home, in light of the young nurse and the sponge bad. Really, how bad could it be?

The old man said, “Son, you don’t understand. I get an erection once, maybe twice a year. But I fall down all the time!”

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